Blondes Do Have Fun, but Not The Way You'd Think

The advantages and disadvantages of being a pale blonde (according to my experience):

• No one ever loses you in a crowd.  They just have to look for your hair
• Everyone remembers you because they remember your hair
• You get comments from people all the time about how lucky you are: people would pay a lot of money for your natural color
• Goes with the first one: you stick out in whatever crowd you are in.
• Everyone can see where you are in the dark
• You get stared at
• Go for the curly frizz look and you look like a giant cotton ball or giant Q-Tip
• You don't have to wear wigs or color your hair when you dress up as fantasy/fairy tale characters (the blonde ones anyway)
• You've been told you look like an angel
• You're automatically considered cute or pretty
• It looks beautiful up or down, long or short
• People want to touch it...and are always surprised at how soft it is
• The bugs even like your hair (I've had flies and wasps trapped in it before--fortunately nothing worse)
• Some cheap shampoos colored blue will make your hair green!